32 Witty Parenting Memes for Parents Raising Tiny Little Toddlers (August 11, 2023)

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    Cartoon - How my daughter sleeps knowing she was a terror all day ***
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    Human - Toddlers: [can't tie shoes, have to wear Velcro instead] Toddlers when they see a tablet: THE DAD
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    Organism - How I feel when my kids won't eat their food THEN GO AHEAD AND STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!!!
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    Product - Tell me you know a Gen Z parent without telling me you know a Gen Z parent. I'll start: mommy Cocktail he AXTYN
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    Product - Me to kids: I am not here to be your source of entertainment. *Ten minutes later* @mommymemejeans Y ITS! Me KI CHAMPIN Ai My kids LOONEY TUNES
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    Property - My kids after playing with slime @shepensblog @shepensblog You know, I'm something of a scientist myself
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    Forehead - Toddlers when they realize the new baby just cries and requires attention all day NOT THENANNY @not thenanny Ħ THERE'S ONLY ROOM IN THIS FAMILY FOR ONE UNSTABLE SIBLING
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    Organism - When the baby won't stop spitting out the pacifier in the middle of the night @alrightmom 100 Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
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    Sleeve - When you go back and look at what you've spent on daycare over the years @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
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    Vertebrate - MY KID WHEN I MAKE ANYTHING: YUCK. MY KID WHEN I MAKE NOODLES WITH POWDERED CHEESE: @mommywinetime
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    Bottle - WHAT THEY LITERALLY JUST ASKED FOR @momhashtags TODDLERS
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    Wheel - HOLDING A NEWBORN WHEN YOU'RE USED TO TODDLERS imgflip.com Woah! HAMMERDARN You've got no arse, kid 003 way
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    Sleeve - When your kids can't leave the house and all they do is ask for snacks It costs 60,000 to 70,000 dollars a month just to feed all these animals
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    Sleeve - Me: *closes bathroom door to pee* My Toddler: ONOT THENANNY @not thenanny ...and I took that personally
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    Cat - "It's just a checkup. You don't get shots every time you go to the doctor. Just please get in the car." My kid: @stay.at.homies
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    Human - Me explaining to my 6 yr old how VHS tapes worked @redyellowgreendance
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    Clothing - Wild and crazy nights when you're married with children Gee, honey, you know what I wanna do now? @alyceoneword You get the paper plates, I'll order the pizzal Same thing I wanna do? OH, BABYI GIFS
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    Forehead - Me after being home with my children all summer @shepensblog @shepensblog I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
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    Tableware - The "dad Christmas morning" starter pack Cynical Parent DURACELL eblumi HOO
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    Font - THE WASHING MACHINE ALL PARENTS NEED Normal Red wine, coffee Food related Snot, drool, baby spill SMART MACHINE + knows when a disposable noppy is put in and shuts off outomatically Wash, dry, fold @happymumhappychild Forgot to take it out the first time On a sports team Toilet training Someone threw up Poop
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    Font - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Official My wife and I are starting an Escape Room franchise where groups of strangers have to get our 3 kids under age 5 dressed and out of the room in one hour
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad We have cooking shows with kids cooking but not with kids judging. I would love to watch a kid tell an iron chef that his duck confit is "yucky" and "smells like a barf bucket" then demand a hot dog
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    Hand - When your kids have very different personalities
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    Vertebrate - Farting in your kid's face Farting in your kid's face and denying it Farting in your kid's face and getting them in trouble
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    Shoe - 42 MY CHILD DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE OWN ME WATCHING BECAUSE IAM TOO TIRED TO STOP IT NBC TE XYYNT gettyimages 25 7777
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    Gesture - NOBODY: BREASTFEEDING MOMS 1ST THING IN THE MORNING @thebreastfeedher
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    Art - Something She knows She Shouldn't Have Our Toddler Daughter Me and My Wife
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    Cartoon - "Tell me again why I should give you... what was it again?" PIZDY My Toddler Daughter LOGNAPOSTING My Wife "Five seconds alone to use the bathroom?" "HA! YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME!"
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    Facial expression - The face you make when you bring your new baby home from the hospital and realize that you're fully in charge of this thing and no nurses are there to help you 26 @postcards4kids
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    Footwear - 1ST KID Officia Social Media The Open OPEN 2ND KID
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    World - OH LOOK! MOM'S LAST NERVE I WANNA TOUCH IT...
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    Gadget - Best Rugs Out @imcarpediem_ As long as they not bothering me I guess. hen omemade 8:14 PM - 9/26/22 Twitter for iPhone TEC COUNTRY CADM

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