32 Witty Parenting Memes for Parents Raising Tiny Little Toddlers (August 11, 2023)

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elina lee
Aug 11, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

Everyone has their own style when it comes to parenting. But I think we can all agree that once you become a parent, it is no longer about you, your needs, and your wants. But instead, it is all about this tiny little human who cries, poops and destroys everything in sight. 

And while at times it may seem like this tiny creature is out to get you, at the end of the day, there is no greater feeling in the world than knowing that you made this tiny little baby all on your own… ish. Credits to the dad too, I guess. 

But anyway, parenting comes with its ups and downs; sleepless nights, messy households, and lego anywhere and everywhere. But once all that chaos settles down and it is finally nap time, that is when we realize just how lucky we are to be parents… 

And then they wake up and it starts all over again. With that being said, I hope you enjoy this hilarious batch of witty parenting memes! 

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  • 01
    Cartoon - How my daughter sleeps knowing she was a terror all day ***
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 02
    Human - Toddlers: [can't tie shoes, have to wear Velcro instead] Toddlers when they see a tablet: THE DAD
    via @cynicalparent
  • 03
    Organism - How I feel when my kids won't eat their food THEN GO AHEAD AND STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!!!
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 04
    Product - Tell me you know a Gen Z parent without telling me you know a Gen Z parent. I'll start: mommy Cocktail he AXTYN
    via @cynicalparent
  • 05
    Product - Me to kids: I am not here to be your source of entertainment. *Ten minutes later* @mommymemejeans Y ITS! Me KI CHAMPIN Ai My kids LOONEY TUNES
    via @cynicalparent
  • 06
    Property - My kids after playing with slime @shepensblog @shepensblog You know, I'm something of a scientist myself
    via @shepensblog
  • 07
    Forehead - Toddlers when they realize the new baby just cries and requires attention all day NOT THENANNY @not thenanny Ħ THERE'S ONLY ROOM IN THIS FAMILY FOR ONE UNSTABLE SIBLING
    via GarlickyDragon
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    Organism - When the baby won't stop spitting out the pacifier in the middle of the night @alrightmom 100 Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
    via GarlickyDragon
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    Sleeve - When you go back and look at what you've spent on daycare over the years @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
    via @cynicalparent
  • 10
    Vertebrate - MY KID WHEN I MAKE ANYTHING: YUCK. MY KID WHEN I MAKE NOODLES WITH POWDERED CHEESE: @mommywinetime
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 11
    Bottle - WHAT THEY LITERALLY JUST ASKED FOR @momhashtags TODDLERS
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 12
    Wheel - HOLDING A NEWBORN WHEN YOU'RE USED TO TODDLERS imgflip.com Woah! HAMMERDARN You've got no arse, kid 003 way
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  • 13
    Sleeve - When your kids can't leave the house and all they do is ask for snacks It costs 60,000 to 70,000 dollars a month just to feed all these animals
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 14
    Sleeve - Me: *closes bathroom door to pee* My Toddler: ONOT THENANNY @not thenanny ...and I took that personally
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 15
    Cat - "It's just a checkup. You don't get shots every time you go to the doctor. Just please get in the car." My kid: @stay.at.homies
    via @cynicalparent
  • 16
    Human - Me explaining to my 6 yr old how VHS tapes worked @redyellowgreendance
    via @shepensblog
  • 17
    Clothing - Wild and crazy nights when you're married with children Gee, honey, you know what I wanna do now? @alyceoneword You get the paper plates, I'll order the pizzal Same thing I wanna do? OH, BABYI GIFS
    via @shepensblog
  • 18
    Forehead - Me after being home with my children all summer @shepensblog @shepensblog I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
    via @shepensblog
  • 19
    Tableware - The "dad Christmas morning" starter pack Cynical Parent DURACELL eblumi HOO
    via @cynicalparent
  • 20
    Font - THE WASHING MACHINE ALL PARENTS NEED Normal Red wine, coffee Food related Snot, drool, baby spill SMART MACHINE + knows when a disposable noppy is put in and shuts off outomatically Wash, dry, fold @happymumhappychild Forgot to take it out the first time On a sports team Toilet training Someone threw up Poop
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 21
    Font - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Official My wife and I are starting an Escape Room franchise where groups of strangers have to get our 3 kids under age 5 dressed and out of the room in one hour
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  • 22
    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad We have cooking shows with kids cooking but not with kids judging. I would love to watch a kid tell an iron chef that his duck confit is "yucky" and "smells like a barf bucket" then demand a hot dog
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 23
    Hand - When your kids have very different personalities
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 24
    Vertebrate - Farting in your kid's face Farting in your kid's face and denying it Farting in your kid's face and getting them in trouble
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  • 25
    Shoe - 42 MY CHILD DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE OWN ME WATCHING BECAUSE IAM TOO TIRED TO STOP IT NBC TE XYYNT gettyimages 25 7777
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  • 26
    Gesture - NOBODY: BREASTFEEDING MOMS 1ST THING IN THE MORNING @thebreastfeedher
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 27
    Art - Something She knows She Shouldn't Have Our Toddler Daughter Me and My Wife
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 28
    Cartoon - "Tell me again why I should give you... what was it again?" PIZDY My Toddler Daughter LOGNAPOSTING My Wife "Five seconds alone to use the bathroom?" "HA! YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME!"
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 29
    Facial expression - The face you make when you bring your new baby home from the hospital and realize that you're fully in charge of this thing and no nurses are there to help you 26 @postcards4kids
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 30
    Footwear - 1ST KID Officia Social Media The Open OPEN 2ND KID
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  • 31
    World - OH LOOK! MOM'S LAST NERVE I WANNA TOUCH IT...
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  • 32
    Gadget - Best Rugs Out @imcarpediem_ As long as they not bothering me I guess. hen omemade 8:14 PM - 9/26/22 Twitter for iPhone TEC COUNTRY CADM
    via GarlickyDragon

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